Let me tell you a story about this here “fat sleepy trucker”
I was just messing around in scribblenauts since i got every one of the non-hidden starites, and i had just recently gotten some mods off the steam workshop. one of those mods was a person that looks like hatsune miku, so i wrote her up and she popped out. like any sane person, i gave her the adjective rideable and used her as my trusty stead to bring me around these nobles lands when all of a sudden i realized this “trucker” pick us up and i got very confused. then the trucker showed an emotion bubble with the hungry symbol on it and THEY PROCEEDED TO EAT MIKU, THEN LAY DOWN AND GO TO SLEEP. I WAS NOT HAPPY. So I tried to make a mic, and a mic stand but apparently you cant beat people to death with those in this game, so i created some kind of steel pipe and beat the ever living shit out of this cannibalistic fucker. the fear in their non-blinking eyes showed me they knew exactly what they did wrong but it was too late. i am unforgiving god. a merciless ruler. i do not let live those who take the lives of people dear to me. this trucker was murdered for just cause, but i couldn’t stop there. soon i found myself taking that same pipe and beating the life out of a family of dancing aliens. they didn’t see it coming, and as terrified as they were, never even stopped dancing until their bones were broken to the point where they couldn’t continue. eventually i’d killed every living and non-living thing on this space station. i looked at my white, blocky hands. i scribbled up big this time, i thought. but it didn’t matter. i wouldn’t change the past, even if i could.

Let me tell you a story about this here “fat sleepy trucker”

I was just messing around in scribblenauts since i got every one of the non-hidden starites, and i had just recently gotten some mods off the steam workshop. one of those mods was a person that looks like hatsune miku, so i wrote her up and she popped out. like any sane person, i gave her the adjective rideable and used her as my trusty stead to bring me around these nobles lands when all of a sudden i realized this “trucker” pick us up and i got very confused. then the trucker showed an emotion bubble with the hungry symbol on it and THEY PROCEEDED TO EAT MIKU, THEN LAY DOWN AND GO TO SLEEP. I WAS NOT HAPPY. So I tried to make a mic, and a mic stand but apparently you cant beat people to death with those in this game, so i created some kind of steel pipe and beat the ever living shit out of this cannibalistic fucker. the fear in their non-blinking eyes showed me they knew exactly what they did wrong but it was too late. i am unforgiving god. a merciless ruler. i do not let live those who take the lives of people dear to me. this trucker was murdered for just cause, but i couldn’t stop there. soon i found myself taking that same pipe and beating the life out of a family of dancing aliens. they didn’t see it coming, and as terrified as they were, never even stopped dancing until their bones were broken to the point where they couldn’t continue. eventually i’d killed every living and non-living thing on this space station. i looked at my white, blocky hands. i scribbled up big this time, i thought. but it didn’t matter. i wouldn’t change the past, even if i could.

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