cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”
Break-up Text Painting: Wow! That’s Cold, 2014
Acrylic on canvas
30 x 30 inches
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
My uncle’s real estate agent’s son’s pet pelican’s drug dealer’s aunt’s dentist’s nephew’s 6th grade teacher who works for Nintendo sent me this inside leak. He claims he was at Sakurai’s Bar Mitzvah the other day and approached Sakurai about the leaks. Sakurai wasn’t very happy, but still decided to show him a screenshot of the new final roster for Super Smash Bros. for Wii U / 3DS. As you can see, the roster size has been cut down significantly as punishment for Smash fans leaking info nobody was supposed to know. This just goes to show you should think about the dev’s feelings before leaking their game online.
intelligence is such a turn on
so is a huge co*ck
why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word